19 6 / 2013
today in school I learned that if you do not want to have sex with your boyfriend you’re supposed to put your hands up and say “I do not wish to become sexually active” so I’ve been practicing
after taking about 20 of these I realized that this might be why I’ve never had a boyfriend
I’m laughing so hard, i can’t even.
(Source: woahbeau, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
17 6 / 2013
i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles”
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this
mom i know u can hear me
wHY
WHY TELL ME
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG
I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK
(Source: tomlinsass)
17 6 / 2013
I am off to summer camp to be a counselor, be home in 8 weeks! Nobody miss me too much!
12 6 / 2013
